Today on the MBTA, someone called 911 over a lady puking on the subway, claiming she was from Liberia and had Ebola. After they had stopped train service on the Orange line, and escorted her away with a horde of cops and medical responders, it was finally established that she was actually of Haitian descent.
The Ebola epidemic is going to spin off into full-on hypochondriac racism really fast, mark my words.
*wakes up in prison* wait a second. is this the beginning of a Bethesda game?
unimportant fanfic written for own amusement:
important essay due tomorrow: